It’s now 11:10pm of my very uneventful day, and my uneventful day stays, well, uneventful. Like I previously stated I have accomplished jackshit and the only one thing I can boast about today is that I managed to take a normal shower! It felt orgasmic.
Actually today probably marks the milestone of Carrolynne’s most-blogs-posted-in-a-day-day! This is my seventh, mind you. Even though half of the blogs I’ve posted aren’t really worth much effort.
However! At this late hour, with some surprising turn of events, it seems that my uneventful day just might be saved after all! One thing that may be not so ordinary about me is that I have way too many Portuguese friends. I don’t know how and I don’t know where they come from (well, Portugal) but these little motherfuckers just creep up on you. But anyhoo, there are about seven newcomers and they’re having a massive Portuguese party in our dining room. Knowing me, I always make stunning first impressions. They managed to walk in on me as I just exited my orgasmic shower in a towel. Woohoohoo. Another few points to up my rep! Anything for the rep, guys.
So after I have DRESSED myself, I decided to be polite and reintroduce myself. I have just gone through a life changing experience—being cheek-kissed (the greeting type) 7 times in a day, and it’s both cheeks, mind you. It was fun I guess, very bouncy. I like cheeks, cheeks are nice. If I could, I would probably choose cheek stroking over sex.
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